A loving but imperfect working-class family led by its "domestic goddess" mother was the basis of this classic, long-running sitcom.




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Episode 1

Shower the People You Love with Stuff

Tue, Sep 19, 1995 30 mins

In the Season 8 opener, a boisterous baby shower and the return of Lecy Goranson as Becky cap an episode in which the Conners ready for another child.



Episode 2

Let Them Eat Junk

Tue, Sep 26, 1995 30 mins

Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding Andy junk food; DJ spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick.



Episode 3

Roseanne in the Hood

Tue, Oct 17, 1995 30 mins

Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new eatery---with a drive-through window---opens up across from the Lunch Box.


Episode 4

The Last Date

Tue, Oct 24, 1995 30 mins

The temptation to crash a stranger"s bar mitzvah is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.



Episode 5

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Tue, Oct 31, 1995 30 mins

When Roseanne consults a Ouija board on Halloween, a message from "the Dead" portends an unexpected event.



Episode 6

The Fifties Show

Tue, Nov 7, 1995 30 mins

A TV-series spoof (shot in black-and-white) finds the Conners coping with 1950s-style tribulations. Roseanne"s a fussy hausfrau, Dan a businessman stewing over "the Anderson account", and Jackie the wacky neighbour.



Episode 7

The Getaway, Almost

Tue, Nov 14, 1995 30 mins

Roseanne and Jackie"s shopping trip becomes an outing á la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen and then force a trucker off the road.


Episode 8

The Last Thursday in November

Tue, Nov 21, 1995 30 mins

Thanks to a teacher who gives students free rein, DJ"s Thanksgiving pageant includes a "Pulp Fiction" twist that offends some of the parents, but not the Conners.


Episode 9

Of Mice and Dan

Tue, Nov 28, 1995 30 mins

With his old band mate in town, Dan"s got the blues, regretting that he gave up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.


Episode 10

Direct to Video

Tue, Dec 5, 1995 30 mins

As the family gathers to make a video for the new baby, Becky and Darlene make a surprising discovery: their parents" old love letters.


Episode 11

December Bride

Tue, Dec 12, 1995 30 mins

Roseanne has anything but traditional ideas for Leon"s untraditional wedding---to Scott.


Episode 12

Thrilla Near Vanilla

Tue, Jan 2, 1996 30 mins

Roseanne and Jackie"s stint offering samples at a market ends in a food fight when Jackie outsells her sister; and David comes to a decision after an argument with Dan. Mr. Parkin: Stan Freberg. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne.


Episode 13

White Sheep of the Family

Tue, Jan 9, 1996 30 mins

Darlene turns down a lucrative job offer that would pay her more than both her parents earn.


Episode 14

Becky Howser, MD

Tue, Jan 16, 1996 30 mins

Becky is down in the dumps about her life, but Mark doesn"t share his wife"s eagerness for making changes.


Episode 15

Out of the Past

Tue, Feb 6, 1996 30 mins

Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures; Bev regales Becky and Darlene with colourful stories about their mother; and Dan and his pals play poker with Leon and Scott.


Episode 16

Construction Junction

Tue, Feb 13, 1996 30 mins

Dan weighs the options of giving up his boring garage job for a construction project with his pals. Meanwhile, Jackie surfs the Internet---and becomes addicted.


Episode 17

We"re Going to Disney World

Tue, Feb 20, 1996 30 mins

The family goes wild with plans to travel to Disney World when Dan brings home his final pay check from the garage.


Episode 18

Disney World War II

Tue, Feb 27, 1996 30 mins

Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of Disney World in Florida. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Dan: John Goodman. David: Johnny Galecki. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Roseanne: Roseanne.


Episode 19

Springtime for David

Tue, Mar 12, 1996 30 mins

David gets a job at a theme park---where he"s transformed into a perky worker with an eerie smile. Doug: Sean O"Bryan. Mr. Schlosser: James LeGros. Helga: J. Robin Miller.


Episode 20

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Tue, Mar 26, 1996 30 mins

Darlene drops a proposal---and a surprise announcement---on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day. David: Johnny Galecki. Roseanne: Roseanne. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.


Episode 21

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Tue, Apr 9, 1996 30 mins

Roseanne"s "opinionated, blue-collar outlook" lands her a gig as a commentator on a TV talk show. Cindy: Challen Cates. Joe: Jeffrey Nordling. Don: Jerry Dunphy. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons.


Episode 22

Ballroom Blitz

Tue, Apr 30, 1996 30 mins

Bev"s passionate ballroom-dance instructor (Tony Curtis) makes a play for the newly divorced Jackie on the dance floor. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Agnes: Amzie Strickland. Carol: Kathryn Joosten. David: Johnny Galecki.


Episode 23

The Wedding

Tue, May 7, 1996 30 mins

Darlene"s wedding day proves an occasion for Dan to have an urgent heart-to-heart with his daughter. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Dan: John Goodman. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Bev: Estelle Parsons.




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Episode 24

Heart and Soul

Tue, May 14, 1996 30 mins

Roseanne"s brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene"s wedding reception. Dr. Rucker: Jeff Williams. Roseanne: Roseanne. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.


Episode 25

Fights and Stuff

Tue, May 21, 1996 30 mins

Dan returns home from the hospital with orders for a new diet plan---and strict orders from Roseanne for changing his lifestyle. Dan: John Goodman. Dr. Walker: Jana Robbins. Roseanne: Roseanne.